Scores Go Up!  Mrs. Yops Kisses a Pig! Mrs. Yops kept her promise to kiss a pig if Campo Elementary's test scores went up.  They not only went up, they soared 84 points! So, in a lively Awards Assembly, Mrs. Yops kissed the squealing pig in front of 3 different assembly groups.  It was a sight to behold.  Thank you Mrs. Yops for keeping your promise.  We were all entertained beyond our wildest dreams!  Way to go. We're going to work even harder so that our scores go up again.  The school community can't wait to see what you will do next year! The following creative writing story was written by one of our 5th graders.  It tells the fractured fairy tale of our school and dear Principal. Long ago in a far away village, there was a kind fairy Principal name Mrs. Drops.  She drove a black carriage with chrome spinners.  She lived in the small town of Flowbabard.  She wore bling bling. There was a big problem with her school.  The test scores were very low.  So the evil Superintendent Fudd said, "If you say that you will kiss a pig, if your scores go up at least 10 points, then they'll go up and I'll be happy.  So, do it or you're fired!" The fair Principal Drops was so sad because she had to kiss a dirty pig.  When she announced that she was going to kiss a pig if the test scores went up 10 points, all of a sudden she heard every kid in the school yelling! Summer passed and the test scores came in.  They had gone up 84 points. She was happy that she was not going to lose her job, but sad that she had to kiss a pig.  She told the students and once again, she heard the yelling. Mrs. Drops had an idea.  She was going to kiss a little piglet.  But Mr. Cool (AKA Mr. Brisbois), got the dirtiest, ugliest hog you have ever seen.  At the assembly she got down on her hands and knees and kissed the pig.  All of a sudden, the pig turned into her husband that had been missing for two weeks.  She asked, "Where have you been?"  He told her, and all of the students, how a wicked witch put a spell on him when he gave her a ticket for speeding on her motorbroom.  Now everyone was happy. The End Written by Evan H. Triple Bordered Background by: Website designed and maintained by Karen Anglin. All contents and graphics on this site should not be removed.  No part of my website may be copied without express written consent. Copyright 2000 - 2007 No Right Click, No Select Text, and Disable Image Toolbar by Dynamic Drive This page was updated on 10/11/07